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Author: Mala Mela
Rating: G
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Warnings: AU, Flashfic
Characters: Shikamaru and Temari, with the special participation of Kankuro and Gaara. Brief summary
: "You're a nuisance Sabaku."
"But do you feel? With you you can not even fuck alone! "
" Hush. "
"Oh, no, now you say four. "
"I told you to shut up ...".
Screeek .
"... you heard it too?".
sprigs crushed.
{We were parked out by the tracks We're sitting in the back

And we just started getting busy When she
Whispered "What Was That?"}
Animals, Nickelback
Disclaimer: It 's all of that NaruSasu fans in disguise for Kishi-sama and I do not gain anything.

ANIMALS

"Ouch, you hurt me breed of idiot."

"Yes, yes, now stop complaining and let me move my arm."

"Stop!".

" What do you want?".

" You're pulling my hair. "

" Ok, calm down. the count of three you raise your leg and you turn to the right, so I move my arm and take off my hand from your hair. "

" Mh ...."

" What's the problem yet?".

" If I fall I turn to the right, genius."

... and then? ".

"Then do as I say . The count of three you move that damn arm, I shift the weight on his left knee and ... ".

"Stop a moment."

" Yes?".

"Following the your plan I'd to fall."

"Well? I know you is something new and unknown, but may behaving like a man for once. "

" It so happens that I do not like to hurt me."

"Stop whining and do as I say."

"You're a nuisance Sabaku .

" But do you feel? With you you can not even fuck alone! "

" Hush. "

"Oh, no, now you say four."

"I told you to shut up ...".

Screeek .

"... you heard it too?".

sprigs crushed.

"Yes".

shadow.

"There is a person out of the car."

Another shadow.

"... I seem two."

" Shit, where are the keys?".

"Still, that's my bra."

" have disappeared ... I do not ."

A sudden light, a door that opens and two excited voices echoing in the autumn air.

"Hands off my sister, pig."

"Nara, you're a dead man."

We were parked out by the tracks

We're sitting in the back

And we just started getting busy

When she whispered "what was that?"

The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are

And that was when she started screamin '

"That's my dad outside the car!"

Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition

Must have wound up on the floor while

we were switching our positions

I guess they knew that she was missing

As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing!
 

Eravamo parcheggiati astray

sitting back seat

and we started to crank it up

when she whispered,''What was that?''

the I think wind, no one knows where we are

and that's where she cried

'' is my father out of the car!''

oh please, the keys are not in the ignition

must have fallen to the ground while

us changed position

think that in the end they knew that she was gone

while tried to explain to his father who was the mouth that I was kissing!

YAY!
were promoted, I spent ALL TESTS!

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Odi et Amo - Nothing more than a cliché

Edit: Parody brought forth by two evil minds and evil almost a year ago.
Ah, today was a shitty day.

Author: Mala Apple
Rating: G
Genre: Comedy Warnings eParodia
: / /
Characters: Itachi and any pg women's manga. Ideally Ino. Brief summary
: No, I can not. If I met him new betray my country, my village, my clan, my friends, my sensei, my dog, my cat, my goldfish, and the greengrocer on the corner of Via Piave and Piazza Statuto. I feel a guilty conscience as the author's socks, black as a piece of charcoal black, left alone in a dark room and black box which filters out the black light of a dark night without stars. Or maybe there are, but they are also black.
Disclaimer: It 's all of that NaruSasu Fans incognito Kishi-sama and I do not gain anything.

Odi et Amo : Nothing more than a cliché

No, I can not. If I met him again betray my country, my village, my clan, my friends, my sensei , my dog, my cat, my goldfish, and the greengrocer on the corner of the square Statutes and Via Piave. I feel a guilty conscience as the author's socks, black as a piece of black coal , left alone in a dark room and black box which filters out the black light of a dark night without stars. Or maybe there are, but they are also black.

[ Black loneliness]

[Also I'm black ]

[... perhaps I wash myself!]

[In a shower but black]

[. . And loneliness]

[For clean my black and devastating sin]

I have said you're a heartless ruthless murderess, but I know it's not true. Although fifteen years have wiped out your entire clan, heartless killed your relatives, blood of your blood, flesh of your flesh, finished a brutal [and blacks ] shots katana your parents, your teacher asylum, the city councilor, the cleaning lady and Yoda, just to test your skills ... I know that in reality you deserve the Nobel prize for peace. Martin Luther King was a fool, and Mother Teresa with him.

[fool!]

[Blacks idiots]

[I remember use the conditioner]

My sin exists only because I ...

[I need a dictionary]

[P ...]

[... P?]

[... P!! ]

[... Pomicio?]

[... pawn?]

[... Thought?]

[ Ah, here's a shame !]

[I sin]

I run headlong into the woods, her hair in the wind. The white light of the celestial sphere makes them shine reflections gold, silver, red, white, green, blue and pale pink.

strawberry fragrance and have the colors of the rainbow, bright as the mane of a Mini Pony .

[I use Panthène ]

[I sono il bene]

[Sono la luce che si getta nell’oscurità]

[Sono Sailor Moon !]

[E sono qui per punirvi nel nome della luna!]

                                                                                                                                                                                                             

[I must be confused ]

[Sorry]

[Resume from where we left]

Dov ' were we? Ah, yes.

ran headlong into the woods, so beautiful and I was the envy of Candy Candy , George Lovely and Sara together.

[Obviously Anne of Green Gables was not cited because he has spent the nomination]

I feel your presence. I feel your eyes are red like blood in Deep Red, nivea embedded in your skin, your eye [ black ] so SECSI , that would make anyone look like a heroin addict hardened, but on you are simply divine!

[... and sinful!]

Your hair blacks blacks, like the wings of crows as carbon blacks . But not any coal, coal black as my black soul. [ black ]

[Uses Panthène too, admit it]

[If I used Garnier not I'll never forgive]

[EVER]

;

You

You

The

Sin

Black

I

are

The

Light

Bianca.

do not know how we fell in this [black ] vicious circle .

We met and our [black ] passion flared up.

How

A

Fire

Black

me next to you and our languages begin a passionate dance on fire, forcing us both in apnea for about ten minutes. When we detach , reluctantly, we are hot and panting.

[Burning passion ]

[.. Black !]

[ always forget to add]

me in an embrace as strong as the grip of a sample of twenty-six times wrestling below, but also sweet and delicate as the song of a nightingale in a day, evening vespers a breath of spring days.

And I, then I'm black [black ], but also white.

[Grey]

[No , white and black ]

[?]

We are pure and sinful, because we love our sin!

Yes, that 's I read in the Baci.

Our bodies clinging to mischievous innocence in front of me, your eyes are upset but impassive. We are one body.

languages include dancing, fiery caresses, swollen nipples, moaning deleted, dirty fantasies, saliva, pleasure and pain, eat our love.

[ I did rhyme!]

[How are pussy ?]

E I feel dirty.

Suddenly I have a heavenly vision.

a shower.

Finally I can wash.

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Liberation

Author : Mala Mela
Rating: G
Genre: Comedy
Warnings: Flashfic
Characters: Zuko and Toph
Claim: The gAang
Theme: # 55 - Liberation
Short summary:
Zuko's smile froze.
"Very nice, is not that say, "he muttered, narrowing his eyes.
"Come on, you are a plague," Toph replied "with you can never be joking."
Disclaimer: The characters are not my property, as well as the original work-Avatar: The Last Airbender. " In addition, this non-profit organization.
Dedicated to

Valy_Chan, brave Toko Shipper * _ *

Liberation

"Well moody princess ¹ , you just sign this and another three or four documents official and you're done, "he concluded Toph, waving a long roll tightly written under the nose of Zuko.

"You're kidding right?" He asked them, instinctively retreating a few steps.

Toph raised both eyebrows and put her hands on her hips.

"You think I'm kidding?" He asked seriously. "Do not be a slacker!" I laughed then, with a smile of derision.

Zuko snorted sitting wide table and began reading a notice board close to him. Permission to start negotiations between the parts of the east and the tribes of the North Pole in order to import seaweed medicinal purposes, or something ... Basically anything particularly interesting.

"Hey, I have an idea to make faster!" Toph exclaimed suddenly, detaching it from its edifying reading.

"Yes?" He asked hopefully.

"I could forge your signature," he said with a toothy smile. "Oh, man, I can not," he added after a brief moment, looking blatantly melodramatic " 'm blind."

The smile on the face of Zuko froze.

"Very nice, no doubt about it," growled narrowing his eyes.

"Come on, you're a plague. With you can never be joking. "

"Toph, rinfrescami memory ... Why do you hate?".

"... because they are very strong, intelligent and likeable? Or perhaps simply because I promised your uncle that I would be replaced as a nurse during his well-deserved holiday. Apparently he trusts me to. "

"My uncle is not my nanny is my adviser ! "said Zuko, slapping her hands firmly on the table.

"Ah-ha, if you say so ..." Toph asserted with little conviction "is all about points of view."

Zuko returned to focus on the document, looking-in vain-to ignore the presence of the girl.

"Did you hear me?" She asked after a while, 'and received no answer.

"I told views " occasions, underlining the last part of the sentence and chuckling softly, "was a joke! Had you understood? Viewpoints . "

"It's terrible ..." Zuko said, raising his head.

"Then why are you smiling?" He asked, taking a lock of hair behind her ear blacks.

"I'm sor ... hey, how did you know?" He asked surprised.

"vibration, air movements," she said briefly, "or shot to guess, as now. Basically you have betrayed yourself, "he concluded slightly curl the corners of the mouth.

"Of course your parents have to Ba Sing Se just miss you," said Zuko ironic, rolling his eyes.

"Undoubtedly," he asserted Toph sitting on the table, completely devoid of grace "was a liberation in every sense. As the last month. And the one before. And the one before. "

"... does not seem to you that my uncle is taking a bit ' too many holidays lately?".

"Do you mind?" The girl asked, curious.

"And you?".

Toph clenched between his shoulders, feigning indifference.

"Although You are a tremendous complaining, I'm glad to be able to come here. "

Zuko smiled.

"As for me ... ' liberated' well as many times as you."

1 - Moody Princess, princess or lunatic is the nickname that gave Toph Zuko in the English version. As you all know-but no-Twinkle Toes is Aang, and Katara is Sugar Queen (never been more appropriate name).

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Some explanation U__U

This story has a particular time, but it's What if. Practically takes place some years after the end of the third season and completely ignores the love affair between Mai and Zuzu. Did not take offense, I love them and never find a better pair, but no one can beat the divine Toph. None.
Ah, of course, the committee was a financial disaster.

Mela-under-test

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It begins!

Well well, finally I landed du LJ. Apart from some occasional comment, like this post I'm going to use this space as a sort of private archives in which to collect all my fan fiction.
Now, I have yet to understand how it all works well (I would change the template) but I I will know in a few days, especially considering that tomorrow I have exams in art and mathematics ...

Now go off and get to immerse myself in the study, the Parthenon is waiting for me * ò *

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