Friday, August 29, 2008

How To Make A Masterbation Doll

malamela @ 2008-08-29T12: 58:00

Author: Mala Mela
Rating: G
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Warnings: AU, Flashfic
Characters: Shikamaru and Temari, with the special participation of Kankuro and Gaara. Brief summary
: "You're a nuisance Sabaku."
"But do you feel? With you you can not even fuck alone! "
" Hush. "
"Oh, no, now you say four. "
"I told you to shut up ...".
Screeek .
"... you heard it too?".
sprigs crushed.
{We were parked out by the tracks We're sitting in the back

And we just started getting busy When she
Whispered "What Was That?"}
Animals, Nickelback
Disclaimer: It 's all of that NaruSasu fans in disguise for Kishi-sama and I do not gain anything.

ANIMALS

"Ouch, you hurt me breed of idiot."

"Yes, yes, now stop complaining and let me move my arm."

"Stop!".

" What do you want?".

" You're pulling my hair. "

" Ok, calm down. the count of three you raise your leg and you turn to the right, so I move my arm and take off my hand from your hair. "

" Mh ...."

" What's the problem yet?".

" If I fall I turn to the right, genius."

... and then? ".

"Then do as I say . The count of three you move that damn arm, I shift the weight on his left knee and ... ".

"Stop a moment."

" Yes?".

"Following the your plan I'd to fall."

"Well? I know you is something new and unknown, but may behaving like a man for once. "

" It so happens that I do not like to hurt me."

"Stop whining and do as I say."

"You're a nuisance Sabaku .

" But do you feel? With you you can not even fuck alone! "

" Hush. "

"Oh, no, now you say four."

"I told you to shut up ...".

Screeek .

"... you heard it too?".

sprigs crushed.

"Yes".

shadow.

"There is a person out of the car."

Another shadow.

"... I seem two."

" Shit, where are the keys?".

"Still, that's my bra."

" have disappeared ... I do not ."

A sudden light, a door that opens and two excited voices echoing in the autumn air.

"Hands off my sister, pig."

"Nara, you're a dead man."

We were parked out by the tracks

We're sitting in the back

And we just started getting busy

When she whispered "what was that?"

The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are

And that was when she started screamin '

"That's my dad outside the car!"

Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition

Must have wound up on the floor while

we were switching our positions

I guess they knew that she was missing

As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing!
 

Eravamo parcheggiati astray

sitting back seat

and we started to crank it up

when she whispered,''What was that?''

the I think wind, no one knows where we are

and that's where she cried

'' is my father out of the car!''

oh please, the keys are not in the ignition

must have fallen to the ground while

us changed position

think that in the end they knew that she was gone

while tried to explain to his father who was the mouth that I was kissing!



YAY!
were promoted, I spent ALL TESTS!

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